Funny facts about Poland
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We are Poles and we are proud of it :). Read 10 funny facts about Poland and get to know this beautiful country better!

1.funny facts about Poland.

We don’t use dryers.

Yes, that’s true! After washing, we hang our clothes on traditional dryer. Then we take them off from the dryer and iron them. It’s very time consuming and just stupid. We have no idea why we can’t buy electronic dryer to make it faster.
Traditional old clothes dryer

2. funny facts about Poland.

We don’t trust people, if we don’t get drunk together.

Ask any Pole if he has a friend with whom he didn’t get wasted. It’s just impossible! If you want to have good friend, you need to party hard with him at least once. You will see what kind of person he really is and whether you can trust him.

That’s crazy but we talked with many Poles and all of them agree. Their best friends are people who saw them wasted. We are still not sure if it is one of the good or bad facts about Poland.
Traditional Polish liquors

3.funny facts about Poland.

We are Catholics but we hate church.

It’s really weird but many Poles hate church.

They are going to church every Sunday though. Why? They must be seen by others and they don’t want to hear their mamas and grandmas complaining that they will go to hell. Yes, Poles are very hypocritical and it’s not really one of our favourite fun facts about Poland.
Old Polish church

4.funny facts about Poland.

Every spring we kill dolls.

It’s Polish tradition to make human-sized doll in the end of winter (called Marzanna) and drown it when the spring begins. This is how we say good-bye to the winter and, by accident, make of Poland funny and really interesting country.

Marzanna with village Polish peoplesource: Wikipedia

5. funny facts about Poland.

Our donuts are round.

For us, Poles, flat donut with hole is just weird.

Our donuts are like a ball with frosting on the top. Inside we put marmalade, rose jam or other confiture.

Every year, on Thursday before Ash Wednesday, we celebrate Tłusty Czwartek (Fat Thursday). On this day you can eat as many donuts as you want. People ask each other how many donuts did their eat.

The more you eat, the better for you :).
Polish round donuts

6. funny facts about Poland.

We celebrate name day.

This is one of the most interesting facts about Poland. When you turn 18 years old, you become an adult.

Now you won’t celebrate your birthday buy your name day.

It’s very popular in Poland to celebrate Name Day. Everybody know that you need to call Maria on 2nd Feb, Jolanta on 15th June, Wojciech on 23rd April, Krzysztof on 25th July, Anna on 26th July etc.
Flower wreath made from Polish flowers

7.funny facts about Poland.

We know English but we are afraid to speak.

We have absolutely no idea why it’s so common in Poland to hide English knowledge.

Poles have low self-esteem and they are so affraid of making mistake that they chose not to speak.

Even our Prime Minister Donald Tusk who recently become president of European Council is afraid to speak English.

Take a look at the video below

Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk

Maybe this is because in Polish schools, we learn only writing, reading and listening. It’s not very common to speak English at English classes.

Hopefully it will change in the future.

Hands with Polish flag covering mouth

 8.funny facts about Poland.

We are very supersitious.

Many people believe in bad luck of number 13. They are worried if the black cat cross their road.

When we see magpie bird, we believe someone will come to visit us.

And stork in our garden is of course pregnancy trailer.

Black cat in the garden

9. funny facts about Poland.

Watching ‘Home Alone’ is Christmas tradition.

Haha, yes! Story of Kevin is well known to every Pole.

Every year we watch Home Alone in Christmas Day and we stil enjoy it 🙂
Traditional Polish Christmas uszka

10.funny facts about Poland.

Our men still kiss our hands.

We love this traditions! Polish man always kiss woman’s hand when occasion is solemn (e.g. first meeting, nameday etc.)

Man kissing woman's hand

Do you know any more Poland fun facts? Share your thoughts in comments!

15 COMMENTS

  1. Not using the dryer and doing the manual way of drying the clothes is not a bad idea but sometime it get worst because of sun rays of dirty winds. So better to use dryer than manual way of drying clothes. Thanks

  2. Your donuts are sort of our “bolas de Berlim” we just use normal sugar instead icing one. I love eating, so can you guess which is my favourite day in Poland? Fat Thursday obviously :p

    Home alone is also our tradition haha and now I know why my girlfriend is supresticious :p

    The first time I went to Poland I notice how every guy is a proper gentleman, open the doors to the ladies, it’s a great thing to see. Chivalry is definitely not dead in Poland!

    • Haha yeah Fat Thursday is awesome. The only day in the year when you can eat as many donuts as you want!
      Chivalry is definitely not dead in Poland. Too bad it is in many other countries in the world ;).

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